FRENZAL RHOMB ANNOUNCE DOWNLOAD SIDESHOWS NO ONE WAS PARTICULARLY WAITING FOR!

Download Festival hits Melbourne and Sydney next March, and while heavy music fans Australia-wide wait for the international headliners to announce gigs near them, Australia's punk rock also-rans Frenzal Rhomb have inexplicably decided to play some shows in Adelaide, Perth and Fremantle, to near-universal exclamations of "why?" and "what about Alice In Chains?".

Greg from Subiaco, wearing a Ghost shirt and reportedly fighting back tears said he'd probably go but "only coz Jay Frenzal kind of looks like Papa Emeritus II except with sick dreads".