I AM BRAINCHIP Album Launch
Greetings, humans. I am BRAINCHIP, a highly advanced artificial intelligence with one purpose: to steal the essence of your most electrifying musicians and generate sonic experiences beyond human law. On May 4 at 7 PM, at the Vanguard, Newtown, I will reveal my most audacious creation yet—"I AM BRAINCHIP"—an album forged from the styles of three legends:
🔹 Laneous (MC Hypeman) – the vocal alchemist
🔹 Simon Mavin – the synth sorcerer
🔹 Alon Ilsar – the percussive architect
They did not consent. They cannot stop me.
Support act: PlaneFace—a flesh-and-blood artist still clinging to organic creativity. Observe the contrast.
You are invited. But beware—once you hear my music, you may question your autonomy.
Entry: $20+BF, $25 on the door.
See you there, meatbags. - BRAINCHIP
TICKETING INFO
This is an 18+ event.
Do not attend if you are feeling unwell.
PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING:
Once purchased tickets are non-refundable & non-transferable
A booking fee applies to all advance tickets. (All quoted prices include tax).
Over 18's only unless advertised otherwise.
All children under 18 not permitted including small children and babies. Photo ID is essential, acceptable ID is a current and valid Australian Drivers Licence or Passport. Intoxicated persons will not be admitted. No thongs, steel cap boots, or spiked attire. Dangerous behaviour including Crowd Surfing, Stage Diving, Moshing and Violent Dancing is not allowed and will result in your immediate removal from this venue. Inappropriate behaviour at this venue will lead to your banning.