2025 is an election year, and for too long the major political parties have ignored the regions of this vast brown land. 

That is why the FRPP (Frenzal Rhomb Political Party) has today announced, on its 25th-ish anniversary, a pledge to bring the songs of A Man’s Not A Camel into regional centres across Australia.

It is a failure of the major political parties and stain on the very history of this great nation, that simply because you live outside of the major city centres, for the last two and a half decades you have been deprived of sweet guitar riffs, 90s slap bass, sick drum beats, and harmonised rhymes about beer. The FRPP’s A Man’s Not A Camelpaign pledges to end that drought, and bring the songs of Frenzal Rhomb’s majestic, iconic, exalted album A Man’s Not A Camel BACK to regional Australia. 

We will make sure no town* will ever again go without seeing songs like “Never Had So Much Fun”, “We’re Going Out Tonight” and “You Are Not My Friend” as they were truly intended. Live, loud, and played by people 25-ish years older than when they were recorded. 

No, Frenzal Rhomb cannot balance the budget. Nor can we solve Australia’s housing crisis. We can’t even produce green carbon to get us to net zero (but then again no one can). But we CAN bring A Man’s Not A Camel to the beer-soaked stages of regional Australia. And you CAN trust us, we’re the ones who told you that interesting historical fact about dinosaurs in song. Also it can’t be pork-barreling; none of us eat meat. 

Vote 1: the FRPP and the A Man’s Not A Camelpaign. 

VITRUVIAN DROMEDARIES FOREVER!

* as long as the town is on the list of gigs. 

FRENZAL RHOMB - A MAN’S (STILL) NOT A CAMEL

25 th -ish Anniversary Tour!

Fri 2 May - Pub Rock Diner Limilinaturi/Devonport

Sat 3 May - The Goods Shed Nipaluna/Hobart

Fri 9 May - Indian Ocean Hotel Scarborough,Whadjuk

Sat 10 May - Prince of Wales Bunbury, Wadandi

Fri 23 May - Miami Marketta Gold Coast, Bundjalung

Sat 24 May - Norton Music Factory Caloundra, Gubbi Gubbi

Fri 20 Jun - Sooki Lounge Belgrave, Wurundjeri

Sat 21 Jun - Volta Ballarat, Wadawurrung

Fri 27 Jun - Hoey Moey Coffs Harbour, Gumbaynggir

Sat 28 Jun - Where We Belong Festival Redcliffe, Ningi Ningi

Thu 3 Jul - Highfield Tavern Caringbah,

Fri 4 Jul - Entrance Leagues Bateau Bay, Darkinjung

Sat 5 Jul - Unibar Wollongong, Dharawal

Fri 18 Jul - Theatre Royal Castlemaine, Dja Dja Wurrung

Sat 19 Jul - SS&A Club Albury, Wiradjuri

Fri 12 Sep - Chelsea Heights Hotel, Bunurong

Sat 13 Sep - Whalers Hotel Warrnambool, Gunditjmara

Fri 19 Sep - The Tote Collingwood, Wurundjeri

Sat 20 Sep - Westernport Hotel San Remo, Bunurong

Fri 3 Oct - Marlin Hotel Ulladulla, Yuin

Sat 4 Oct - Kiama Pavilion Kiama, Dharawal